Aah, Mom.

Dec. 20th, 2006 07:48 pm
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Also, my mom still thinks I'm dying. It's so crazy.

When I was with the doctor, I said to him (I am not kidding), "So my mom is being crazy and is worried that I'm going to hemorrhage and die. What can I tell her?" He said, "Tell your mother that you are not dying."

So I call my mom and say, "I'm not dying. The doctor says I am not dying. Okay?" and she says, "If he is wrong, I will sue!"

Sheesh, I knew my mom could get a little, erm, emotional sometimes, but I seriously didn't know it was this bad. She was looking up flights and telling me I was going to hemorrhage and die! I tried to convince her that if I was bleeding enough to hemorrhage I would go back to the doctor, but I think she is dubious. As if I want to die in a puddle of nasty blood.

Date: 2006-12-21 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volumeat11.livejournal.com
...you don't...? Who doesn't?

Date: 2006-12-21 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Well, if you insist...

Date: 2006-12-21 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volumeat11.livejournal.com
I'm not insisting...I'm just wondering...

(...and trying to make light of a not-so-light situation...)

Date: 2006-12-26 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Well, if I find someone who likes it, I'll totally hook you up!

Date: 2006-12-26 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volumeat11.livejournal.com
...erm...what were we talking about?

Date: 2006-12-26 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure it was your mom.

Date: 2006-12-26 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volumeat11.livejournal.com
...I'd believe that...

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