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I was sitting on the couch shutting the computer down when I realized that I had been hearing a chainsaw for several minutes. Well, I have had at least one neighbor do a home improvement project since we moved in but soon realized that this sounded a lot closer than across the street.

I looked out the window and there was a big orange truck in front of my house, and a man in a bucket sawing branches off our dead tree. I went outside and stared at him for a while until I /finally/ caught the eye of the assistant guy and yelled, "What's going on?" He said, "The Town wants this tree down." I said, "Were they supposed to TELL me first?" He shrugged. I said as long as they are planning to remove the massive amounts of wood strewn all over my lawn and would move their truck in five minutes so I could get out of the driveway, we'd be fine. (The tree was dead. We were thinking that at some point we'd have to pay someone to take it down.)

I called Jen to let her know what was going on and expressed displeasure that they would probably just cut off all the limbs and leave a big, dead trunk in our front yard. She said that since it was rotted clear down, they'd probably take it all the way down. She said, "I doubt they'd leave an eight foot stump."

HA HA HA, as if the Town is going to do that when they're really only worried about the road and the power lines. When I left for work a few minutes later, the men were preparing to shove all of the downed branches into the mulcher attached to their truck... and had left behind a beautiful stump of at least ten feet.

Good times.

Date: 2007-02-27 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scirocco.livejournal.com
Ooh. Does that mean I get to come out and chainsaw up the stump? :)

Date: 2007-02-27 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Okay! Just don't cut any limbs off because then I'd REALLY feel bad!!

:)

No!

Date: 2007-02-27 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etherial.livejournal.com
That stump is clearly a fertility idol. The town wants you to have lots of Frankenbabies.

Re: No!

Date: 2007-02-27 05:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] whuffle.livejournal.com
Ooooh. We could carve it up like a tiki god! Your very own easter island head...

Re: No!

Date: 2007-02-27 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Ha ha ha, that would be funny!

Re: No!

Date: 2007-02-27 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scirocco.livejournal.com
I could always carve weird faces into it. :)

Re: No!

Date: 2007-02-27 07:30 pm (UTC)

Re: No!

Date: 2007-02-27 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Ha ha ha, if the town wants to start PAYING for the Frankenbabies we might be on to something! :)

Date: 2007-02-27 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
I think if they're going to leave it [not come back later and finish removing it out of the ground] then instead of paying to have it removed you should pay/allow someone to come do some awesome tree/stump carving thing with it. What a neat way to mark your house. But maybe they can't do that with a dead one.

Date: 2007-02-27 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yeah, that could be pretty fun. I wonder how much it would cost to have someone come and carve it all up into something pretty! But yeah, I don't know if it can be all rotted out or not.

Date: 2007-02-27 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjtoo.livejournal.com
Stumps are hot.

Date: 2007-02-27 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Especially when they are on fire!

Date: 2007-02-27 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjtoo.livejournal.com
Yeah. Hot, fiery stumps.

Date: 2007-02-27 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatpatti.livejournal.com
DUDE, TOTEM POLE!

Date: 2007-02-27 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yeah, I SO need to get on that!!

Date: 2007-02-27 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjames.livejournal.com
they suck for not cutting the whole tree down! it wouldn't have been that hard! geez.

Date: 2007-02-27 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Well, I guess the most important thing to the town is to get the branches and stuff out of the way so it can't do any damage. I guess, too, that it's technically their tree - it's right on the road line.

Date: 2007-02-27 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala.livejournal.com
I've seen them leave stumps for a few weeks and then come back to remove them later.

Date: 2007-02-27 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Well now, that would be disappointing if we had it carved into a tiki head.

But seriously, they did us a major favor. That tree was dead and while it didn't look like it was going to fall down RIGHT NOW, it was inevitable.

must be one of those days

Date: 2007-02-27 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grrlpower.livejournal.com
we have been smelling odd smells around the exterior of the house, but Columbia gas had always just said "it's not natural gas". Finally today they sent out an inspector and declared we had traces of carbon monoxide in the house, likely since we moved in (just over 2 months ago).

Re: must be one of those days

Date: 2007-03-01 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yikes, that is really scary! Are they going to do something about it?

Ugh.

Re: must be one of those days

Date: 2007-03-02 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grrlpower.livejournal.com
oh yeah, they red-tagged our hot water heater and furnace, so we had two contractors come out (thank goodness for the home warranty!) we had the furnace cleaned (guess it needed it) but in the end, it was just that a the ventilation pipe had been pushed up so it formed a ^ rather than going straight across, so not all the gas was leaving the house. Pretty simple matter, actually.

As it was, the max reading they got was 10, which is "ok" (it has to get up to 20 before they start talking about evacuation).

Re: must be one of those days

Date: 2007-03-07 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Oh, well that's good news all around. I'm glad it wasn't more serious or more of a pain in the ass.

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