From one extreme to the other
May. 24th, 2007 02:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
judecorpI stopped for gas this morning at the same old gas station I always stop at, because I'm lazy and it's right there and because it's usually 2¢ cheaper than the other places. So I pull up to the pump and I'm pumping my gas. The weather is gorgeous and I'm wearing shorts and a VERY maternity tank top - the kind that is stretchy elastic over the breasticles and then just tents over the belly.
I guess I look bigger than usual in this shirt because out of nowhere, the Big Gas Station Lady comes out of the booth and puts on her suave voice and says, "You look like you're starting to get mighty uncomfortable, my dear," and makes like she is going to pump my gas for me! Thankfully I was totally done and putting the pump back into the tank and chirped, "Naw, I feel great, thanks!" and then she sticks around and takes my receipt out of the machine (pay at the pump) and hands it to me.
She says, "Boy or girl?" and I say, "Girl," and she tells me she knew it because I'm carrying so high. (Whatever, I'm 'carrying' 4 weeks behind!) So then I say very quickly, "I just hope they're right or I'm in trouble," and I scurry into my car and drive away.
SCARY GAS STATION LADY WAS HITTING ON ME!!!
I guess I look bigger than usual in this shirt because out of nowhere, the Big Gas Station Lady comes out of the booth and puts on her suave voice and says, "You look like you're starting to get mighty uncomfortable, my dear," and makes like she is going to pump my gas for me! Thankfully I was totally done and putting the pump back into the tank and chirped, "Naw, I feel great, thanks!" and then she sticks around and takes my receipt out of the machine (pay at the pump) and hands it to me.
She says, "Boy or girl?" and I say, "Girl," and she tells me she knew it because I'm carrying so high. (Whatever, I'm 'carrying' 4 weeks behind!) So then I say very quickly, "I just hope they're right or I'm in trouble," and I scurry into my car and drive away.
SCARY GAS STATION LADY WAS HITTING ON ME!!!
