Aaah, anonymity.

[judecorp]

Did you know that posting something that is critical of Obama makes you a racist? And that all "white lesbians" vote for Clinton?

It's amazing what you learn in anonymous comments sometimes. It's amazing to see the psychic vote-predicting powers of anonymous folks. It's amazing what I can learn about myself! I never knew I was a white lesbian.

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

But I'm not even a lesbian! I mean, sure, I'm married to this woman and all but last I checked, that didn't guarantee gayness. Well, maybe for a lot of people it does. I guess. I was married to a dude too, though. Equal opportunity, baby!

And yes, CLEARLY my child is the second coming. Although the second coming of what, that is up for debate. ;)