Things that are awesome:

[judecorp]

When I was in Boston the other weekend, stacy knitted Punk the most adorable little baby sweater that is so fashionable. I need to take pictures of it to show you. It is really quite awesome, especially the casual way she said, "Hey, I improvised the pattern in my head and kind of made it on the train today," because umm, I have no craft skillz and find hers quite impressive indeed. And it's always nice when cool people think of my cool kid.

Similarly, my cool cousin (the queer one on my dad's side that I love as opposed to the queer one on my mom's side that I haven't seen since I was about 10) who lives in Seattle sent me a bag of coffee beans. I haven't ground them up yet but Oh Em Gee they smell so frickin' good I can hardly stand it. I just kept sniffing the bag all day and thought about eating some beans. SO GOOD. So delicious and lovely. And considering there isn't a lot of sleep happening in here, so good in the timing department.

Spontaneous presents rock! <3 <3 <3 <3

~//~

Also. I am madly in love with crushinator. He invented Judecorp, after all. Man, I have mad Columbus love. I want to visit.

Comments

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

You need to visit. My new house needs a Jude blessing. And we'll have an extra bed with your name on it.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

When you put my name on that bed, please send me a photo.

Also, I would rather have a space on YOUR bed with my name on it! :)

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

Yom yom that works too!!

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

aw i wanna see the sweater! you are an unfit parent for not showing us those pics! shame on you! i'm gonna call DHS! ;)

but srsly, those sound so friggin cute! :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha! I am so an unfit parent for not uploading pictures.

Bad me!!

[crushinator.livejournal.com]

Do I have to tell you what my love for you is like?

No... clearly not.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

A TRUCK A TRUCK A TRUCK!!!

[crushinator.livejournal.com]

ticking clock?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Awwwh, looooooooooove.

We need another lunch date!

[oppendonnell.livejournal.com]

What does it mean that crushinator invented Judecorp? Want creation story please.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Your command is my wish.

One summer, when I was unemployed in Columbus (I was unemployed two different summers there, it was awesome. I love being unemployed in the summer.), a bunch of my friends who were legit and working were really nice to me and would have lunch dates with me during their workdays. (We were a bunch of people who liked to eat.) One time I had such a lunch date with crushinator. He worked in a big building with fancy things like receptionists.

Anyway, he told me to ask for him at the desk and they would call him and we could go to lunch. So I went in and said, "I'm here to see [crushinator]," and the receptionist dialed him up. She said something like, "Someone is here to see you," and he spoke and she said, "I'll check." She turned back to me and said, "Are you Jude from Judecorp.?" and of course I said yes!

He tried to make it out like I was a legitimate business meeting. It was really quite cute. He came down into the lobby, gave me a hearty business hand shake and said, "Jude," in a very Old Boys' Club kind of way. I think I was even wearing a polo shirt.

:)

[oppendonnell.livejournal.com]

Ah!
I've always wondered how Judecorp was pronounced...is the "P" at the end silent or not?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Not silent.

Also, because I never use my last name on the internet, I always say my last name is "Corp." But what's funny is that there really is a woman out there named "Jude Corp."

the 614 misses teh JUDE and teh Jennnn

[ebeth.livejournal.com]

Come to CBUS! Oh wait... except wait until after all of the 20.5 inches of snow we got on Saturday melts and drains. It has already started melting but Friday/Saturday here was NUTS! Seriously we got 20.5 inches in the city. Mad(COW)ness. But come in June for pride and all of the fun!!!!!

Re: the 614 misses teh JUDE and teh Jennnn

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know I love a little Columbus Pride.

Maybe I can win the lottery before then and we can come!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/__miss__world/]

Whoa. You have two gay cousins? You lucky devil! I apparently only have one. :) Glad you dug the coffee, let me know when you want to sample another Seattle roaster!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My mom's sister has two sons. The older one, who is 10 years older than I am, was so swishy as a kid/pre-teen that neighborhood kids called him "Femmey" instead of Kenny. To this DAY, his mother (keep in mind he is 42 now) will not admit he is gay even though he owns a home with another man.

I haven't seen him since he was about 17. *shrug*