A snippet of conversation

[judecorp]

[The setting - a restaurant. A young man, 29 and dashing, sits across from an older man, 54.]

Dad: So do /you/ have any idea why Judie and Aaron aren't together anymore?

Baga: Well, Dad, he probably got tired of being married to a lesbian.

Dad: [pause] Oh. [shrugs and continues to eat dinner]

Comments

Re: Telling your parents.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

If I start recruiting the Widget now, do I get /two/ toasters? =P

Re: Telling your parents.

[siercia]

You're welcome to try. But I should warn you, she tried to bite through Imagy's lip yesterday. I think she just knows how much Imagy wants a labret. Or she's really confused about smooching.

Re: Telling your parents.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

She's got lots of time to learn about smooching! And she'll have a Mommy and lots of aunts who will tell her that kissing girls is better. :)

Re: Telling your parents.

[siercia]

And she'll probably repay u by becoming some kind of right-wing born-again evangelical Christian. Eeeep!

Re: Telling your parents.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, you have totally fed into my Worst Nightmare -- that I will have conservative, fundamentalist, right-wing children.

Re: Telling your parents.

[siercia]

You and I both!

*shudder*