Ryan, I love you.

[judecorp]

whod81: you know. if you could play the guitar while it was behind your head.
whod81: i would fall even more madly in love with you than anyone could ever possibly fall in love.
smurfchick: I can do other things behind my head...
smurfchick: I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time
whod81: wow
whod81: thats pretty good
whod81: not as good as guitar tho :-)
smurfchick: Hrm.
smurfchick: What if I was a big studly boxer?
whod81: and i don't wanna know what you can play with behind your head :-)
smurfchick: HEE HEE HEE
whod81: a big studly boxer? urm...
whod81: jude.
whod81: i'm not like you.
whod81: i don't have THE GAY.
smurfchick: *LAUGH*
smurfchick: OMG, that needs to go in my LJ.

Comments

[mayna.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*
:-)

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

I wonder how much THE GAY goes for on eBay.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Would you bid on it to be with me?

According to whod81, it is apparently a prerequisite.

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

But if I got THE GAY I wouldn't want to be with you. I can only assume I'd want to be with whod81

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh, well that's not so bad. whod81 is really awesome. :)

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

But does he want a really Deep Dicking?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'll ask him at lunch this afternoon.

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

It might backfire, cause isn't that the magic bullet for getting rid of THE GAY?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hunh?

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. K is channeling Banky this afternoon, it seems.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I got it later. I was confused because I was wondering what it had to do with whod81. Then I realized he was talking about me.

(Duh. Who isn't?)

[kieron.livejournal.com]

The "magic bullet" usually gets rid of STD's not THE GAY since THE GAY is not a STD, but rather a higher plane of existence.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

a higher plane of existence

Mmmm. Giiiiiiirls.

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Exactly how does one get THE GAY?
Can you catch it? Is it up for sale?
Hell, if Jude's got THE GAY though, it could be the summer's hottest fashion accessory.
love ya :)

Oh, honey...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I could help you get THE GAY.

Re: Oh, honey...

[kieron.livejournal.com]

Can you help *me* get THE GAY?

Re: Oh, honey...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think I can work something out. :)

Oh, my!

[kieron.livejournal.com]

woo!

Re: Oh, honey...

[iansha.livejournal.com]

honey, if you are giving... Woo hooo!
*silently wonders how awesome THE GAY would taste from Jude!*

Tasting THE GAY from The Jude:

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You'd have to ask THE GIRL. :)

Re: Tasting THE GAY from The Jude:

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Oh 'The Girl'... could I please, pretty please get THE GAY from your seriously adorable SO?

Re: Tasting THE GAY from The Jude:

[kieron.livejournal.com]

Uhm......I guess you can...only if it doesn't involve my favorite pastimes concering my girl.....

Re: Oh, honey...

[kieron.livejournal.com]

It tastes GREAT.....unfortunately not much to go around....and well...I'm greedy.:)

Re: Oh, honey...

[iansha.livejournal.com]

And well you should be! :)

[badadam.livejournal.com]

The office where whod81 and I work has a very, very bad case of The Airborne Gay. It's not nearly as potent as The Sexually Transmitted Gay, but it's enough to cause most of us to hit on eachother until one of us turns bright red and runs away.

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Don't they have masks for the Airborne version? :)
Could you bottle some and send it to me?
Looks like I got the Jude on the line! *winks and nudges*

[badadam.livejournal.com]

I tried to put some in a bottle once and it just turned the bottle pink :(

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Pink huh? That's some high quality stuff then.
Perhaps you and I could work out some arrangement then... chew some gum...
send /that/. Or does saliva not work? :)

[yarnaddict.livejournal.com]

I want some THE GAY!

*looks over at 'Fly*

Ah, never mind, I think I've already got some. =)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Nothing beats THE GAY!

[noog.livejournal.com]

I am THE GAY.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I love THE GAY.

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Hehe
My brother sent me his new screenplay, which is about a guy who gets hired as a hit man to kill himself. The "sidekick" is a gay man who spouts off about gay marriage should be legal and other political stuff.
I cut and pasted the post into an email to him. I hope you don't mind if maybe he uses it in a screenplay (which we're still waiting for all ummmm 4 of his so far to be made into movies).
You'll be famous, whod01 woot. :-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I don't have a problem with your forwarding it. It's funny, afterall.

But I want to be in this movie!

[mayna.livejournal.com]

He said that he is in discussions to maybe make it (this last screenplay) into a low-low-low budget movie. His other ones he's submitted to various places and has only gotten rejections. If it does get made into a movie, I'll tell Donny that someone wants to be in it, how's that? :-)
Unfortunately, I've given him all kinds of suggestions to make his screenplays funnier but I don't think he's taken any of them. :-P He's stubborn that way. He sends them to me asking for my opinion and then he doesn't add in my extremely cool ideas.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I would look good in a movie, I think. I have a face for fame and fortune! Ha ha.

As long as the screenplay isn't tokenizing or poking fun, I wish him lots and lots of luck.

That sort of thing is a hard business to get into. A lot of my friends in college were film majors, and they are all doing assorted office work.

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Donny was an electrical engineering major in college... and graduated. He just decided that he didn't want to be an electrical engineer, and so now he's been working summers as a waiter at Put in Bay making boatloads of money, and living winters in Las Vegas. Last winter he worked in a cafe, this winter, I guess he's spending his time writing screenplays.

I'm not sure what his thing is with having lots of gay people in his screenplays. I kind of theorize that having a flamboyant gay guy in a movie adds humor (think: Will & Grace) so maybe that's why he's doing it.

If you want to read it, I can check with him and email it to you.