Les jeux sont fait.

[judecorp]

To all of the gullible people in the world:

My last post was a funny little joke.
And so was this one.
And so was this one.

We are so effing funny. And you are all so gullible, columbus.

Sorry to anyone who worried, especially crena, pattisimmons, siercia, lorac, and annasetsfire's mom.

Comments

[bloodywanker.livejournal.com]

I'm not gullible! I am just blonde! (You fooled me.)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Score!!

[whod81.livejournal.com]

oh my god you guys tricked me :( I thought you two had SEX!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I [heart] you!

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

you know what irks me the most???

the mental image of you and adam having sex!?!?! ewwwww!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude!

I mean, Adam's cute and all, but like, all I could think was, "How could people /believe/ this stuff? Ryan liking me? Adam sleeping with me? COME ON!"

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

*gags*

[-heather.livejournal.com]

that was REALLY good.. but like, it's not all that funny cuz like, what would've happened if yr friends who didn't know had spazed out on you like, "YOU CHEATING WHORE!" and blocked you from everything.. i mean, that wouldn't have been cool.

it was almost the perfect joke though.
except like, I went to whod81's user info page and saw that you all were still on his friends list. If he really hated you's then he would've deleted you's from everything really quick so like, that gave it away to me.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

We actually talked about whether he should remove me from his friends list and stuff, and decided that we would go with "blocked from IM" instead.

As for if people thought I was a whore, hell, that's /their/ opinion. Doesn't affect me. :)

[hazelpeach.livejournal.com]

So, um. Everyone knew? Even The Girl?

I mean, like.. that stuf.. would give me a heart-attack..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Jennifer knew in advance, yes. I called her on my way home from the boys' work last night. :)

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

YOU BASTARD!

*giggles*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Meet you on the trampoline tonight?

[iansha.livejournal.com]

I really need to read their journals, I missed almost all of the joke! :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

One of the reasons I disabled comments was because I didn't want people getting all kinds of crazy worried about me and sending 100 "what's wrong?" comments - I knew the bulk of it would be in Ryan's LJ (we decided this last night), and that it would affect the columbus community. :)

Besides, when I get stressed and stuff, I am so minimalist. Hee. We are so tricky.

[salomes-pimp.livejournal.com]

What a bitchy thing to do.

No wonder you're my girlfriend.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

So, like, there's this trampoline... ;)

That userpic is way cool! And yes, I /am/ a bitch.

[qaphsiel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, shame on all you gullible people for worrying about your friends being hurt instead of just assuming it was a joke. Sure, you were questioning whether it was for real or not...but that doesn't count!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

Are you pissed at me?

[michael622.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor, but I don't really think it was that funny.

I try not to laugh at situations where other people are obviously hurting, and certainly don't think that a parody of such is a good excuse for a laugh fest. And I don't particularly like being made a fool of or called 'gullible' because I was set up to believe something.

Having said that, I'm not personally involved in your little joke so it didn't really affect me all that much. I didn't even see it until Jude posted that it was a joke, so I'm not upset in any way, shape, or form.

But I still don't think it was funny.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I see what you're saying.

This is not the first time my sense of humor has been called into questioning, and not the first time I've been told I was "joking too hard."

I don't laugh at situations where people are obviously hurting either. And I don't think anyone was making a "laugh fest" out of being cheated on. I think people were making more of a "laugh fest" at the stereotypical "all she needs is a good deep dickin'" advice.

At least I was. And if you didn't think it was funny, heck, that's cool too.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Man, people in Columbus man. YOU BASTARDS! I mean you think that like, spousal abuse, and like, killing animals and like, pretending to collect money for charity is like, all funny n stuff. YOU BASTARDS! I mean, you like, are bad parents, and like, have bad grammar, and like, there's something in the water dooode. YOU BASTARDS! I mean, columbus people, man, like, they are so hypocritical, and they lie n cant spell or punctuate or capitalize properly n stff.

[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

I less than three you, Carina.

[zarabeth.livejournal.com]

um. yeah.

Ditto what Michael622 said.

BTW : You've got a booger in your mouth. ;-)

[zarabeth.livejournal.com]

However, do have to add :

the trampoline clearly gives it away. =)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

The trampoline is actually what started everything. I went out to their work to jump on it, and was thwarted, and somewhere that turned into telling people we had sex on the trampoline.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Men. Who knows?

[whod81.livejournal.com]

i'm going to beat your kids.

[mayna.livejournal.com]

I liked the "PRETENDING you don't like dick" line. heh :-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That is, hands down, my favorite part.

He slapped me down HARD.