For kungfoogirl:

All My Little Words
by The Magnetic Fields

You are a splendid butterfly
It is your wings that make you beautiful
And I could make you fly away
But I could never make you stay
You said you were in love with me
Both of us know that that's impossible
And I could make you rue the day
But I could never make you stay

Not for all the tea in China
Not if I could sing like a bird
Not for all North Carolina
Not for all my little words
Not if I could write for you
The sweetest song you ever heard
It doesn't matter what I do
Not for all my little words

Now that you've made me want to die
You tell me that you're unboyfriendable
And I could make you pay and pay
But I could never make you stay

Not for all the tea in China
Not if I could sing like a bird
Not for all North Carolina
Not for all my little words
Not if I could write for you
The sweetest song you ever heard
It doesn't matter what I do
Not for all my little words

(by way of badadam)

I love logic that benefits me financially.

mythicalbeast: so I'm curious about this bet.
smurfchick: The $100 Adam bet?
mythicalbeast: yes.
smurfchick: What about it?
mythicalbeast: I think he should have to give you $100 until such time as you bonk him, if that occurs you give him $200.
smurfchick: Oooh, that's quite an idea.
mythicalbeast: cause as I understand it you're spending the majority of the time winning the bet.
mythicalbeast: And getting nothing for it, other than the lack of man meat in your cooter.
smurfchick: Which isn't a bad thing.
smurfchick: But I love you for saying "man meat"
mythicalbeast: but you'd be getting no love sausage even if there was no bet.
smurfchick: True true.
mythicalbeast: So I think you should have won the bet in advance.
smurfchick: I agree.