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There is an assload of snow out there. I walked outside to sweep my steps and I was like, "Gah, I thought I moved out of Maine in 2000!" Holy crap on a crap cracker (as [livejournal.com profile] siercia would say), but it suuuuuucks. Sure, it's cool that I have a day off from work and all, but I don't even know if I will be able to get out of my parking space tomorrow. I'm parked on Neil and when I opened my car door, I had to push snow out of the way. The snow was higher than my stupid car door! UGH.

So I decided that I would clean off my car after I cleaned off the steps. I figured that there would be way too much if I tried to do it all tomorrow morning before work, and I was so right. There was about 9-12 inches of snow on my car. I wanted to make sure it would still start, too... so I got it all toasty warm and cleaned it all off and then for shits and giggles I started backing out. I had the intention of trying to back into the parking space behind me (someone left). I could drive forward, but I couldn't really drive back too much and I didn't want to gun the engine because I didn't have my glasses on. (Yeah, that would have been wunderbar!)

Anyway, it's almost an hour before I would have to had gone into work, and I've made the bed, balanced my checkbook, swept the steps and walk, cleaned off the car, went to the ATM to deposit a check, and mailed the two DVDs that Jen and I watched last night: Wonder Boys and Colors Straight Up. I'm about to change my pants and head over to a girl's warm bed, but I need to decide which books and movies I want to bring. Wheeeee!

Oh, and did I mention that RuPaul made a Donnie Darko reference? Well, I'm not sure if he did it on purpose, though he is /incredibly/ media savvy. But he mentioned something about someone (I think LL Cool J, whom he says threatened to kick his ass when he was a guest star on his show) making actions out of the path of fear. I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!!

Date: 2003-02-17 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geniusorafool.livejournal.com
Exactly how much is in an assload? Or does it differ from one ass to another?

Date: 2003-02-17 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I have a pretty big ass.

Date: 2003-02-17 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geniusorafool.livejournal.com
Stop it! You're turning me on...

Date: 2003-02-18 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Baby got back!

stuck

Date: 2003-02-17 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vorpalbla.livejournal.com
Coulda been worse, for you. I spent 20 minutes or a half hour, enlisting the help of a random guy with a shovel, trying to get out of my street and getting stuck in the snow several times. Spinning wheels and all. And this was to go to work, since no one told me it was closed.

my offerings

Date: 2003-02-17 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eat-in-chicken.livejournal.com
wonder boys is g00t. waking life is excellent. bowling for columbine is somethin' you really ought to see.

Re: my offerings

Date: 2003-02-18 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I've seen Bowling for Columbine, oh yes, on the night it opened here.

Michael Moore = goooood

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