No one's ever said this to me before:

[judecorp]

Did I mention that a client of mine at work on Tuesday told me, completely straight-faced, that there was no way he would have ever guessed that I was a lesbian because I look too feminine? And that, since I said I was, he guessed I was "the femme." But that he was sure that no one would ever suspect me of being "you know, like that."

Holy crap on a crap cracker, I almost died!

Comments

[warmfuzzygrrl.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Well, there's no accounting for some people's level of perceptiveness (or lack thereof). Or for their lack of tact, for that matter.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Or for their lack of tact, for that matter.

I'm really off the cuff with my clients. I mean, I don't talk about /their/ personal lives really (aside from how it affects their case plan), but I don't really care if they talk about mine. :)

[doulamel.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh dear.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Dude. That is funny as hell.

I'd have pegged you as being "like that" for sure. =)

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Wait ... you mean yer ...

NO WAY!

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

lol!

[mayna.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better...
Bill was able to guess that you were a lesbian the first time he saw you. :-)

[kieron.livejournal.com]

You know...I have to admit...the first time I met you I thought you were damned cute, followed quickly by, "She is straight." Then by, she is damned cute and I like her a lot to "She has a boyfriend." Then to wistful liking;)

Then you did that whole hitching thing. Then you weren't. Then someone told me you were into girls, you know - "like that" and my whole perspective changed!

And then my whole life changed. And I wouldn't have it any other way.:)

[grlfriday.livejournal.com]

i know! who woulda thunk it!?

OH MY.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

How could he think a cute lil boy like you was femmy? Femmybutch butchyfemme semantics blahblahblah...

You are a marvelous doofey lil ole boy. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think that part when we were in your bed kinda gave it away. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, if even BILL knew... :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

YAY SIANNAN CALLED ME DOOFEY!

Must celebrate with soy milk.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, but you thought everyone was straight. =P Even when I kept inviting you to spend the night.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Well, that's great for him!

Now he can tell all his friends that he's NOT really a bigot, because, after all, he knows someone who's, you know, like that.

[kieron.livejournal.com]

I still wanted to kiss you.

You still had a boyfriend during those days you invited me to stay over. I know. We double dated once.

Everything turned out okay in the end;)

[swisscheesed.livejournal.com]

T.'s the femme in our relationship. Seriously! He harrumphs and turns away when he's huffy!

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Still, though, one can be only so feminine when one turns phrases such as "holy crap on a crap cracker."

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

Wait a sec.

You're a lesbian?

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[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

*does the dance of soymilk doofey happiness*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*dances with you*

[yarnaddict.livejournal.com]

This guy must be really confused, to think that a boy like you was a feminine-looking straight girl.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You shoulda kissed me.

Aah well, better late than never.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You wear the pants!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Damn, and I'm trying so hard to be girlie.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

What's a lesbian?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

He'll be really confused if I wear a dress tomorrow.

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't know!

Meanwhile, you just look so femme, I just want to buy you a pink dress, lipstick, and a wonderbra.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I tried to put a dress on this morning. I did. Really. I put it on and... I couldn't. I took it off.

Yeep.

[kieron.livejournal.com]

I'll kiss you after 6 today, okay? How's that?:)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You're the best!

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Who told you?

;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My mom.

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Who told HER??!?

;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Thora Birch. She thinks you're HAWT.

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

*giggledrool*

(I think she's a little young for me.)

(But still...woot.)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

(I think she's a little young for me.)

Oh, honey, never too young.

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Tard, you're a baaaaaad social worker.

"How much for your women? Girls! Little girls!!"

(I *hope* you catch that reference. If you don't, we must continue your education in cultural awareness!)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Enlighten me, studley.

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Blues Brothers.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Aaah. My dad used to watch that all the time. Somehow, though, I never have.

Still love me?

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[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Let me think about it.

Yes.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

YAY!