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Did I mention that a client of mine at work on Tuesday told me, completely straight-faced, that there was no way he would have ever guessed that I was a lesbian because I look too feminine? And that, since I said I was, he guessed I was "the femme." But that he was sure that no one would ever suspect me of being "you know, like that."

Holy crap on a crap cracker, I almost died!

Date: 2003-04-03 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmfuzzygrrl.livejournal.com
*laugh* Well, there's no accounting for some people's level of perceptiveness (or lack thereof). Or for their lack of tact, for that matter.

Date: 2003-04-03 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Or for their lack of tact, for that matter.

I'm really off the cuff with my clients. I mean, I don't talk about /their/ personal lives really (aside from how it affects their case plan), but I don't really care if they talk about mine. :)

Date: 2003-04-03 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doulamel.livejournal.com
*giggles* Oh dear.

Date: 2003-04-03 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
Dude. That is funny as hell.

I'd have pegged you as being "like that" for sure. =)

Date: 2003-04-03 07:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2003-04-03 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I think that part when we were in your bed kinda gave it away. ;)

Date: 2003-04-03 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murnkay.livejournal.com
Wait ... you mean yer ...

NO WAY!

Date: 2003-04-03 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grlfriday.livejournal.com
i know! who woulda thunk it!?

OH MY.

Date: 2003-04-03 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mayna.livejournal.com
If it makes you feel better...
Bill was able to guess that you were a lesbian the first time he saw you. :-)

Date: 2003-04-03 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Well, if even BILL knew... :)

Date: 2003-04-03 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
You know...I have to admit...the first time I met you I thought you were damned cute, followed quickly by, "She is straight." Then by, she is damned cute and I like her a lot to "She has a boyfriend." Then to wistful liking;)

Then you did that whole hitching thing. Then you weren't. Then someone told me you were into girls, you know - "like that" and my whole perspective changed!

And then my whole life changed. And I wouldn't have it any other way.:)

Date: 2003-04-03 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yeah yeah, but you thought everyone was straight. =P Even when I kept inviting you to spend the night.

Date: 2003-04-03 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
I still wanted to kiss you.

You still had a boyfriend during those days you invited me to stay over. I know. We double dated once.

Everything turned out okay in the end;)

Date: 2003-04-03 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You shoulda kissed me.

Aah well, better late than never.

Date: 2003-04-04 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
I'll kiss you after 6 today, okay? How's that?:)

Date: 2003-04-03 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
How could he think a cute lil boy like you was femmy? Femmybutch butchyfemme semantics blahblahblah...

You are a marvelous doofey lil ole boy. :)

Date: 2003-04-03 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
YAY SIANNAN CALLED ME DOOFEY!

Must celebrate with soy milk.

Re:

Date: 2003-04-03 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
*does the dance of soymilk doofey happiness*

Date: 2003-04-03 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
*dances with you*

Date: 2003-04-03 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Well, that's great for him!

Now he can tell all his friends that he's NOT really a bigot, because, after all, he knows someone who's, you know, like that.

Re:

Date: 2003-04-06 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Who told HER??!?

;)

Date: 2003-04-06 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Thora Birch. She thinks you're HAWT.

Re:

Date: 2003-04-06 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
*giggledrool*

(I think she's a little young for me.)

(But still...woot.)

Date: 2003-04-07 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
(I think she's a little young for me.)

Oh, honey, never too young.

Re:

Date: 2003-04-07 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Tard, you're a baaaaaad social worker.

"How much for your women? Girls! Little girls!!"

(I *hope* you catch that reference. If you don't, we must continue your education in cultural awareness!)

Date: 2003-04-08 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Enlighten me, studley.

Date: 2003-04-09 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Aaah. My dad used to watch that all the time. Somehow, though, I never have.

Still love me?

Re:

Date: 2003-04-09 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Let me think about it.

Yes.

Date: 2003-04-09 07:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2003-04-03 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swisscheesed.livejournal.com
T.'s the femme in our relationship. Seriously! He harrumphs and turns away when he's huffy!

Date: 2003-04-03 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You wear the pants!

Date: 2003-04-03 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
Still, though, one can be only so feminine when one turns phrases such as "holy crap on a crap cracker."

Date: 2003-04-03 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Damn, and I'm trying so hard to be girlie.

Date: 2003-04-03 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com
Wait a sec.

You're a lesbian?

Date: 2003-04-03 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com
Dude, I don't know!

Meanwhile, you just look so femme, I just want to buy you a pink dress, lipstick, and a wonderbra.

Date: 2003-04-04 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I tried to put a dress on this morning. I did. Really. I put it on and... I couldn't. I took it off.

Yeep.

Date: 2003-04-03 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarnaddict.livejournal.com
This guy must be really confused, to think that a boy like you was a feminine-looking straight girl.

Date: 2003-04-03 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
He'll be really confused if I wear a dress tomorrow.

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