Get yourself connected. The writing's on the wall.

[judecorp]

I feel so totally disconnected from people lately, probably because I haven't seen too many people since before my vacation. I mean, one of my friends is out of the country and I didn't even know! (How could I have missed that?) And I keep screwing up details - like I think someone is doing something at one time, and then it ends up being a different time. Or I ask someone about her job, and she reminds me that she told me last time that she hasn't worked there in three months.

I'll have to check my inter-office mailbox. I seem to be missing all the memos. Sheesh!

Friends, is there anything ELSE I'm missing?

Comments

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I adopted an orphan baby bird, I came out of the closet, got pregnant with triplets, and won the lottery. Where have YOU been??? :-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I didn't knock you up, did I? I would be totally embarrassed if I managed to miss that.

[jost.livejournal.com]

Friends, is there anything ELSE I'm missing?

Yes. Two things. #1) ME!!!

And #2) Being cyb3r3d by ME!!!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are so write. Miss j00!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

I've got what you're missing right here. hehe.

Actually, what you're missing is that you are fab, for I received the cutest little postcard today from one Jude, with a dirty, dirty reference to the Olsen Twins.

LURVED it.

*mwah*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's true. I'm dirty. :)

[scottopic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we received a kickass postcard from a kickass Jude!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay!

(I love sending postcards when I don't know people's names!)

[shadist.livejournal.com]

I too got a postcard full of Jude-e-goodness.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[shadist.livejournal.com]

Thats just what I said!

[juliann.livejournal.com]

Well t did postulate that he had been abducted by aliens in his sleep....

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

They'd better give him back! Tell t he can't be abducted by aliens until /after/ I've had a chance to meet him!

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the news is that you're coming to Beantown. Betcha didn't know that!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I AM??!?

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, told ya!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Wow, I don't know what I'd do without you.

[grrrrrindigo.livejournal.com]

just that my first piece of real mail at my new address that actually had my new address written on it was from none other than you!!! How pleasant for me!

thanks mucho, I hung it on my fridge!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Excellent! We have made history!

You're welcome.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

ME!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are SO right about that.

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

Just a couple of things you might not be aware of:

• That mark on my forehead that I thought might be some sort of melanoma? Seems I was victim of a drive-by tattooing. While I slept, no less. There's been an epidemic of that sort of thing going on, I'm told.
• You've still got my Underage White Boys CD, but you can keep it. I'm so not into them anymore.
• Donna wanted me to tell you she's not going to be able to make it to the thing next Thursday 'cause her Mom is stopping by with pictures of the new dog. Dude, you've been stood up so she can look at Sharpei pictures! How wrong is that?
• You've got something in your teeth... Other side... No, it's still there.
• That stuff I said when I was drunk that time? I meant every word of it. Except the part about the bathwater. I mean, that's just gross.
• It's still there, dude. You'd better go floss, or something, 'cause I'm just going to keep staring at it now.
• You had, like, forty messages on your machine from some guy named "Mike," but he sounded like a complete tool, so I erased them.
• Sarah completely flipped out because Wade is going out with Emily now and she's totally jealous. She keeps telling me that she's moved on and she doesn't even want to see Wade anymore, but I think she's got, like, some sort of shrine to him in her house. Remember all those pictures she took of him last summer when they were at camp? Creepy. Anyway, she's been buying candles and spending a lot of time in the attic and she always looks like she's been crying, and she even called me "Wade" when we were at lunch yesterday.

That's about it, I think.

No, you totally missed it. Dude, you're not going to be able to get it with your tongue! I'm telling you, go floss, or something! Or just keep your mouth shut. That's disgusting.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are one of the funniest people I know.

We should get together. What are you doing this weekend? =P

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

I'm going to a baseball game on Saturday, I guess. The Lake County Captains have their brand new field about 2.5 miles from the house, and Laura got free tickets through her church. No idea what's going on the rest of the weekend.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hrm.

Enjoy your free baseball game!

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

I shall try.

Can you tell that I'm not the one doing the majority of the social planning around here? Laura is the Keeper of the Calendar™ and I merely go where I'm told to go.

Perhaps I should try to look at the calendar to see what's happening in the weekends to come. If she'll let me, that is. ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Good idea :)

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

You commented in my journal, so you must be keeping up pretty darn well. Good for Jude.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I thought I was, but how do you miss someone going to Ireland??!?

Sheesh! :)