Nothing.

[judecorp]

I did nothing today. Nothing.

I think I did some dishes. And I threw out the trash I meant to throw out yesterday. And I put together this bathroom shelf I want to hang up - because I need to find a place to put my ducks. I did bike to the post office to mail something for Jennifer, and I talked with her while she was home for lunch.

But I haven't done anything. I had such high hopes! Yesterday I bought a photo album at Target and I wanted to put a bunch of pictures in it. But I haven't even gotten to the part where I took all the pictures out of the closet. I took a shower, and I am wearing clothes, but dang if I didn't do anything else with that.

I am wearing a tight shirt with horizontal stripes. I have BOOBS. How bizarre. And I'm wearing girly sandals. This is my excitement.

I thought about masturbating, but I couldn't even dredge up the energy to do that. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

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[rachelmichellek.livejournal.com]

that's like the same day i had, except i am at work not doing anything.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

But you get to see people, right?

[rachelmichellek.livejournal.com]

no, not really. mostly i sit here by myself.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Bummer. Blah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

You are bored. That's okay. We all have bored, lethargic days. :)

I'm having one right now. the only difference is, I'm at work and have to muster up energy somehow. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I almost wish I was at work - then I would have human contact and I would /have/ to motivate myself!

Perhaps I should go to work with you and entertain you! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Perhaps I should go to work with you and entertain you! :)

I read this and had a vision of you sitting next to me at my desk and mocking everyone in my office with me. Or making dyke jokes (two dykes walk into a bar.... and they said, "What's so FUNNY?" hehe. kidding), or something.

Ah, what a lovely image. :)

Well, the good news is that i finished the first of three stories today. :) Now to get some red vines and continue.

I imagine it must be annoying to be stuck at home with all that gregarious energy of yours and no place to spend it. Just know that this lethargy, too, shall pass. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think we would have a lot of fun!

Perhaps today I will try to keep myself busy with things that are outside the house, like maybe a lunch date or a bunch of geocaching.

Of course, I say this, and it looks like rain.

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

we've had pretty much the same day. except i did muster the energy to masterbate. but only in the hopes that it would make me sleepy enough to take a nap.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Did it work?

Yesterday, I think I had the most fulfilling self-love session of my whole life. I'm almost afraid to try again, because I have a competitive streak!

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

unfortunately, it didnt work. but it motivated me to get out of bed to go have a smoke, so at least it caused SOME action, if not the intended one. Good self-love is SO GOOD! THis may be TMI, but my best self love was my first experience with a vibrator. I had been masterbating for a few years, but didnt even know the existence of the orgasm. Boy was I pleasantly surprised!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sweet! I had quite a few years of mastubating under my belt before I ever tried a vibrator. I was pretty successful with my hands, but all of a sudden, I was astounded by the easiness and sheer laziness of being able to use machinery. I could still do it even when I was exhausted! What a concept!

I haven't gone back since.

[jennbits.livejournal.com]

my thoughts on the topic.

vibrators get me off in about 30 seconds. i'm too sensitive for those wily contraptions.

i cannot HELP but sleep after i masturbate.. there are no ifs ands or buts abou that.

i had one of my most fulfilling recently, too .. i'm not sure how i'm going to top it. i need a lover, damnit.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

30 seconds? I'm not that quick. 3 minutes is usually my quickest, but I try to prolong.

I've actually become quite a bit /less/ sensitive since puttering around with vibrators. This is good, because I used to be practically electric ("Oooh, don't touch me. Too hard. Ouch!"), and now I have a much better experience.

But there's no substitution for the real thing. Mmm.

[iansha.livejournal.com]

You have Boobs? :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it's true.

The last time I wore a booby shirt, a girlfriend of a friend of mine (very drunk) kept telling me what a "great rack" I have.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Mmmm.. Boobs.. Well *I* have the energy now, even if you don't. ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA!

[osuptygal.livejournal.com]

wow...this entry is so Being John Malcovich ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Just don't make me have Cameron Diaz hair!!

[juliann.livejournal.com]

You did WAY more than I did today! I got that stupid secretary chewed out, got them to refill my drugs, sat around playing video games waiting til t could fetch the drugs, then got really stoned and watched Buffy. Oh I think I did some laundry and booked some train tickets. Whee.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You did quite a bit, too! Especially since I'm not in pain. I have no excuse. :)

[infinite-love.livejournal.com]

Did you go to the Lennox Target?

I was there :/

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I went to the Lennox Target on... Tuesday? Yes, Tuesday. Or Wednesday. I have no idea. The days all blend into each other. But I think Tuesday.

One of these days, I'm going to see you!

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

"I thought about masturbating, but I couldn't even dredge up the energy to do that."

Wow, I feel better about myself now. Even on my laziest of weekend days...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm always trying to help! :)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

You think that's TMI?

The first time I consciously had an orgasm was unimaginably traumatizing.

...for about 3 microseconds.

After that, it was okay.

(You have no idea how *almost* uncomfortable I feel saying that.)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Wow, traumatizing how? That's awesome!