Nothing.

[judecorp]

I did nothing today. Nothing.

I think I did some dishes. And I threw out the trash I meant to throw out yesterday. And I put together this bathroom shelf I want to hang up - because I need to find a place to put my ducks. I did bike to the post office to mail something for Jennifer, and I talked with her while she was home for lunch.

But I haven't done anything. I had such high hopes! Yesterday I bought a photo album at Target and I wanted to put a bunch of pictures in it. But I haven't even gotten to the part where I took all the pictures out of the closet. I took a shower, and I am wearing clothes, but dang if I didn't do anything else with that.

I am wearing a tight shirt with horizontal stripes. I have BOOBS. How bizarre. And I'm wearing girly sandals. This is my excitement.

I thought about masturbating, but I couldn't even dredge up the energy to do that. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I almost wish I was at work - then I would have human contact and I would /have/ to motivate myself!

Perhaps I should go to work with you and entertain you! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Perhaps I should go to work with you and entertain you! :)

I read this and had a vision of you sitting next to me at my desk and mocking everyone in my office with me. Or making dyke jokes (two dykes walk into a bar.... and they said, "What's so FUNNY?" hehe. kidding), or something.

Ah, what a lovely image. :)

Well, the good news is that i finished the first of three stories today. :) Now to get some red vines and continue.

I imagine it must be annoying to be stuck at home with all that gregarious energy of yours and no place to spend it. Just know that this lethargy, too, shall pass. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think we would have a lot of fun!

Perhaps today I will try to keep myself busy with things that are outside the house, like maybe a lunch date or a bunch of geocaching.

Of course, I say this, and it looks like rain.