Pass me a walker and some Geritol.

[judecorp]

This is one of the funniest posts ever. I am still laughing.

Last night, Jennifer and I, along with Sarah, went to a birthday party for Brandie, and a party at Ryan's house. Both parties completely reinforced that I am, in fact, OLD:

• We were well above the ages of everyone at Brandie's.


• We were wearing clean clothes.


• We were grossed out by people having sex in bathrooms.


• When we asked how old we were, this girl Fallon said, "I dunno... 23?"


• We didn't want to stay up until 4am.


• We didn't want to drink, because we were driving.


• We ate before we came.

Ha! It was fun, though. Brandie is the sweetest birthday girl ever. And I got to see Russian Alecks's girlfriend Leila, and she is just so sweet and friendly and perky that it makes everything better. iota asked Jen and I to marry him, but he was already married to his bungee pants, the cheater. It was fun!

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I am teh AWESOME.

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

WOW! I got my own link! I am so honored.

Hey, you forgot to mention that the three of us sat on the "Old People" couch the entire time we were at Brandie's party.

Re: I am teh AWESOME.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

The "Old People" couch was so cool! It could also have been called the "Fatty" couch, because none of us were getting our asses out of it. :)