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This is one of the funniest posts ever. I am still laughing.

Last night, Jennifer and I, along with elspazz0Sarah, went to a birthday party for prettyvacantoneBrandie, and a party at whod81Ryan's house. Both parties completely reinforced that I am, in fact, OLD:
  • We were well above the ages of everyone at Brandie's.

  • We were wearing clean clothes.

  • We were grossed out by people having sex in bathrooms.

  • When we asked how old we were, this girl Fallon said, "I dunno... 23?"

  • We didn't want to stay up until 4am.

  • We didn't want to drink, because we were driving.

  • We ate before we came.


Ha! It was fun, though. Brandie is the sweetest birthday girl ever. And I got to see Russian Alecks's girlfriend Leila, and she is just so sweet and friendly and perky that it makes everything better. [livejournal.com profile] iota asked Jen and I to marry him, but he was already married to his bungee pants, the cheater. It was fun!

I am teh AWESOME.

Date: 2003-10-05 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
WOW! I got my own link! I am so honored.

Hey, you forgot to mention that the three of us sat on the "Old People" couch the entire time we were at Brandie's party.

Re: I am teh AWESOME.

Date: 2003-10-05 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
The "Old People" couch was so cool! It could also have been called the "Fatty" couch, because none of us were getting our asses out of it. :)

Date: 2003-10-05 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyvacantone.livejournal.com
Thanks for coming. :) The cake was super yummy! It really meant so much to me that you guys came.

I'm hoping the sex in the bathrooms thing was at Ryan's party...

Thanks for making my birthday so special.

Date: 2003-10-05 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yes, the sex in the bathroom was at Ryan's. I kept thinking, "I should have gone pee at Brandie's." I bet you had toilet paper, too!!

Thanks for inviting us. We love seeing you and had fun meeting your roommates and the kitten!

Date: 2003-10-05 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geniusorafool.livejournal.com
Why do you think I talk to you anyway? Because, at your advanced age, you make me feel so young!

;-P~

Date: 2003-10-05 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Keep it up, young man, and I'll whack you with my cane.

Date: 2003-10-05 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geniusorafool.livejournal.com
Don't you know I'm into that sort of thing?

*wink, wink*

Date: 2003-10-05 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I'm tellin' Gloria!!!

Oldness

Date: 2003-10-05 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vorpalbla.livejournal.com
Wow, you are OLD.

If it's any consolation, I'm younger than you are, and I too am grossed out by sex in bathrooms (by other people at least), I don't usually stay up until 4am, I try to wear more or less clean clothes, and I don't drive drunk.

Re: Oldness

Date: 2003-10-05 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I've had sex in bathrooms before - in a club. BUT, I certainly never did in SOMEONE'S HOUSE. And the boy who was doing it: a) lives there (so there was no need to go to the bathroom), and b) made it a point to TELL ME he was having sex.

Yuck!

Re: Oldness

Date: 2003-10-05 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Oh dear god no. Was his name Ed? I forget. I was SO not paying attention.

Re: Oldness

Date: 2003-10-05 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
it was Dan. his shirt was too small.

Re: Oldness

Date: 2003-10-05 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yeah, I remembered the tight blue shirt, but I guess I blocked out the name. :)

Date: 2003-10-05 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
Can you guess my bra size? ;)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
Haha.

I'm impressed. :)

That was my size before, but I've been wearing 38DDD and 36DDD lately. Those are hard to find though!
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Well, were you a 40DD when I saw you last?

If so, I WIN! :)

Date: 2003-10-05 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacharine.livejournal.com
oooooooooooooooooold! :)
email me your number:
Thalia AT irev DOT net

Date: 2003-10-05 07:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2003-10-09 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
We ate before we came.

(Forgive me.)

Did you just say that?

*giggle*

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