Pass me a walker and some Geritol.

[judecorp]

This is one of the funniest posts ever. I am still laughing.

Last night, Jennifer and I, along with Sarah, went to a birthday party for Brandie, and a party at Ryan's house. Both parties completely reinforced that I am, in fact, OLD:

• We were well above the ages of everyone at Brandie's.


• We were wearing clean clothes.


• We were grossed out by people having sex in bathrooms.


• When we asked how old we were, this girl Fallon said, "I dunno... 23?"


• We didn't want to stay up until 4am.


• We didn't want to drink, because we were driving.


• We ate before we came.

Ha! It was fun, though. Brandie is the sweetest birthday girl ever. And I got to see Russian Alecks's girlfriend Leila, and she is just so sweet and friendly and perky that it makes everything better. iota asked Jen and I to marry him, but he was already married to his bungee pants, the cheater. It was fun!

Comments

Re: Oldness

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

Ewww was it Ryan?

Re: Oldness

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god no. Was his name Ed? I forget. I was SO not paying attention.

Re: Oldness

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

it was Dan. his shirt was too small.

Re: Oldness

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remembered the tight blue shirt, but I guess I blocked out the name. :)