The "Free Candy" Blues
Oct. 10th, 2003 03:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
judecorpOkay, so there is a problem at work - there is always too much free candy. I know some of you are saying, 'There is no such thing as too much free candy,' but let me assure you, there is. Trust me on this. I am currently a sugared-up mess.
You see, the receptionist has this big basket of candy that is supposedly for the kids who come in. And we're not talking little bits of candy or anything - we're talking whole candy things. And since I have to pass that basket every time I sign in or out of the building, I have filled my life with candy. I need a 12-step program.
You see, this morning, I signed in and took minimal candy - three little starbursts, a piece of gum, and a lollipop. I went to lunch and didn't take any candy, but on the way BACK, I snagged a big snickers bar /and/ a package of skittles. And I ate the snickers, and planned to save the skittles for another day. (I want to hoarde candy in my desk drawer.)
Nope. I just ate the skittles, and now I feel like I'm going to THROW UP. The inside of my mouth is all chewed up from the skittles, and I just keep drinking more and more water. I have to stop with the candy, though, or I'm going to make myself sick. And insanely fat.
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!
You see, the receptionist has this big basket of candy that is supposedly for the kids who come in. And we're not talking little bits of candy or anything - we're talking whole candy things. And since I have to pass that basket every time I sign in or out of the building, I have filled my life with candy. I need a 12-step program.
You see, this morning, I signed in and took minimal candy - three little starbursts, a piece of gum, and a lollipop. I went to lunch and didn't take any candy, but on the way BACK, I snagged a big snickers bar /and/ a package of skittles. And I ate the snickers, and planned to save the skittles for another day. (I want to hoarde candy in my desk drawer.)
Nope. I just ate the skittles, and now I feel like I'm going to THROW UP. The inside of my mouth is all chewed up from the skittles, and I just keep drinking more and more water. I have to stop with the candy, though, or I'm going to make myself sick. And insanely fat.
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!
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Date: 2003-10-10 01:11 pm (UTC)You hoard candy in your desk like a squirrel.
I am a big fat cheese-eating freak.
I have eaten cheese every day this week.
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Date: 2003-10-11 09:35 am (UTC)Your poems are classy.
I have a big booty.
You have a big assy.
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Date: 2003-10-11 11:03 am (UTC)You are teh sassy.
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Date: 2003-10-11 12:55 pm (UTC)We get really gassy.
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Date: 2003-10-10 01:28 pm (UTC)Seriously. Weird.
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Date: 2003-10-10 02:24 pm (UTC)we can be insanely fat and sick together. i promise i'll still love you when you're puking up the skittles if you promise not to hate me for the extra 25 pounds i'll gain from eating too many dum-dums.
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Date: 2003-10-10 06:49 pm (UTC)there can never be enough m+m's
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