judecorp | Why I love Friendster:

I got this message from my big elementary school crush:

Holy shit birds!!!!
first off, how could you think i would'nt remember you, your jude [last name]!!!! its good to hear from you, i remeber the card i made you, and that birthday party, and hanging out with you and steven berard at his grandmothers house that was the parking lot of the parksquare credit union , that is now the pawtucket credit union. danm, i havent seen you in a long time. i dont check this email often, but i do check it. write me at [email], and we'll catch up. hows your brother? how are you, where are you? rock. hope to hear from you soon.

HA HA HA HA, it's all because I sent this message:

Okay, this is going to sound very weird. But I don't care, because I /am/ very weird and you'll just have to suck it up. We went to OLQM together. Not /only/ did we go to OLQM together, but you were my first grade school crush. Holy crap on a cracker, but I thought you were the shit. You were my secret santa one year, and you got me a stuffed pink mouse, and holy shit if I didn't keep that thing for years. And you came to one of my birthday parties. You made me a huge card. I still have it. It's at my dad's house. And I followed you and Doug and J at confirmation class. It appears that you are still one of the coolest people in the universe. You don't even have to remember me. I'm just glad as fuck that you're still around.

Wow. Jude

I [heart] Friendster!!