Moles and trolls, work work work.

[judecorp]

Holidays are BUSY! No time to write. We've received so many wonderful holiday cards so far, so THANK YOU to every single one of you who has graced our mailbox! There are so many cute cards on our entertainment center!

However, the BEST CARD AWARD is currently going to aventurine. (Imagine pubic hair shaved and dyed to look like a Christmas tree.) It is AWESOME! Yay, Ashlee! (p.s. Is it yours?)

I got my Internet Secret Santa present yesterday - The Day I Swapped My Dad For Two Goldfish by Neil Gaiman! YAAAAAAAY!

Comments

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

1. I will scan the card but I will ask aventurine's permission first.

2. Yes, the same Neil Gaiman and I am so madly in love with his stuff. (Not the Sandman stuff as much as his novels and short stories.)

3. You're welcome.

4. Melis rocks. Christmas rocks. YOU ROCK TOO!

[aventurine.livejournal.com]

haha, no, it's not mine. i wish it were! and it's already online: the image is on loan to me from my buddy soulofagypsy (see her user icon).

OH TANNENBAUM!

[volumeat11.livejournal.com]

Holy shitballs, that's something else. Is it wrong that it turns me on as much as it does? That's just...I don't even know what.

I'm going to be quiet now.

Re: OH TANNENBAUM!

[aventurine.livejournal.com]

haha! yeah, i think it's pretty hot too.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! Funny.

(I was kind of hoping it was you.)

[aventurine.livejournal.com]

yeah, i know. it's a big let down when everyone finds out. maybe next year i'll just take a picture of my own sadly plain crotch and mail it out to satisfy everyone.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

WAHOO!

[aventurine.livejournal.com]

i was thinking after i wrote this that my crotch is not sadly plain at all. in fact, it's quite bespangled. unfortunately to really see all that, next year's card would have to basically have a feet-in-the-air legs-spread kind of picture.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sweet!