Governess of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night, Judith Anne Almeida aka The Portuguese Love Goddess aka Judabaga aka Princess Judie, Smurf of Love aka Doctor of Love Smurfjitsu aka Zwieback aka Paddle aka Jude
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My pretend sorority (Rho Rho Boata, baby!) consisted of all of the girls that I chummed around with in college, and we made silly pledge names for all of us.
Well, one day Jodie and I were completely drunk (shocker) and Senorita Fat Bitch (Her name was Jill, she was a total bitch and she lived in the single room in our suite) came home and she was also drunk. Usually she was a total jerk-off, but that night she was so much fun! She was giggly and funny and we were all goofing around, and I ran into her room (I had never been in her room before) and slammed into the wall (oops!). Her sorority paddle (she was in a REAL sorority, gak) fell off her wall and landed on a lamp, which *exploded*. And usually she would get made if Jode or I left a piece of paper in the room (her favorite expression was "Go, clean!" or "What a happy noise!" if the vacuum was on), but that night she just laughed and laughed that I had exploded a desk lamp and knocked the crap out of her precious sorority stuff.
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Date: 2001-09-21 08:59 pm (UTC)Do I even wanna know?
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Date: 2001-09-22 07:55 am (UTC)My pretend sorority (Rho Rho Boata, baby!) consisted of all of the girls that I chummed around with in college, and we made silly pledge names for all of us.
Well, one day Jodie and I were completely drunk (shocker) and Senorita Fat Bitch (Her name was Jill, she was a total bitch and she lived in the single room in our suite) came home and she was also drunk. Usually she was a total jerk-off, but that night she was so much fun! She was giggly and funny and we were all goofing around, and I ran into her room (I had never been in her room before) and slammed into the wall (oops!). Her sorority paddle (she was in a REAL sorority, gak) fell off her wall and landed on a lamp, which *exploded*. And usually she would get made if Jode or I left a piece of paper in the room (her favorite expression was "Go, clean!" or "What a happy noise!" if the vacuum was on), but that night she just laughed and laughed that I had exploded a desk lamp and knocked the crap out of her precious sorority stuff.
So there you have it. Entirely harmless. :)