Hee.

Sep. 21st, 2001 06:40 pm
judecorp: (goth jude)
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According to this, my title is hereby:

Governess of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night, Judith Anne Almeida
aka The Portuguese Love Goddess
aka Judabaga
aka Princess Judie, Smurf of Love
aka Doctor of Love Smurfjitsu
aka Zwieback
aka Paddle
aka Jude

Date: 2001-09-21 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietbubba.livejournal.com
Doctor of Love Smurfjitsu... I LOVE IT!

Date: 2001-09-21 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You can thank Skeeve for that one. :)

Date: 2001-09-21 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietbubba.livejournal.com
Oh my God, I have no comment on this...

Master of The Meritorious Order of Meat In A Cone, Patrick Joseph Jones

Date: 2001-09-21 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Oh, I am crying.

Feck

Date: 2001-09-21 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khaosworks.livejournal.com
I'm only a Lesser Count Junior Grade of Dogs.

I'm not even going to tell you the middle name they gave me.

Date: 2001-09-21 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietbubba.livejournal.com
Ahh much better....

General of Women's Prison Movies, Daniel Alcatraz, the First

Date: 2001-09-21 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian.livejournal.com
Grand Sultan Junior Grade of The Phylum Society, Stephanie M. Clarkson XIV


*I* am a Sultan, bayyyyybeeeee.

Date: 2001-09-21 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Salaam, Sultan.

But are you the Sultan of Swing?

Date: 2001-09-21 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietbubba.livejournal.com
Way to channel Dire Straits

Date: 2001-09-21 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khaosworks.livejournal.com
Only if she does the Walk of Life.

Doo. Doo doo DOO doo doo doo...

Date: 2001-09-21 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Here comes Johnny singing I got a woman
Down in the tunnel trying to make it pay

Date: 2001-09-21 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietbubba.livejournal.com
She doesn't miss a beat.

Date: 2001-09-21 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khaosworks.livejournal.com
She got the action, she got the motion.

Date: 2001-09-22 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, the boy can play.

Date: 2001-09-21 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] michael622.livejournal.com
No, Paige is the Sultan of Swing! And in the good ol' days, before she got eaten by squigs, Anita was her Masheed of Swing. *sniff* I miss the good ol' days, with my sheep-style Countess!

Date: 2001-09-22 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I am still D'Sheep, as Aragoat reminded me. The olden days will never entirely go away!

(I loved "Masheed of Swing" btw.)

Date: 2001-09-21 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
Paddle???

Do I even wanna know?

Date: 2001-09-22 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
It's like this:

My pretend sorority (Rho Rho Boata, baby!) consisted of all of the girls that I chummed around with in college, and we made silly pledge names for all of us.

Well, one day Jodie and I were completely drunk (shocker) and Senorita Fat Bitch (Her name was Jill, she was a total bitch and she lived in the single room in our suite) came home and she was also drunk. Usually she was a total jerk-off, but that night she was so much fun! She was giggly and funny and we were all goofing around, and I ran into her room (I had never been in her room before) and slammed into the wall (oops!). Her sorority paddle (she was in a REAL sorority, gak) fell off her wall and landed on a lamp, which *exploded*. And usually she would get made if Jode or I left a piece of paper in the room (her favorite expression was "Go, clean!" or "What a happy noise!" if the vacuum was on), but that night she just laughed and laughed that I had exploded a desk lamp and knocked the crap out of her precious sorority stuff.

So there you have it. Entirely harmless. :)

Date: 2001-09-21 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
Contessa of The Wonkavator, Christina Paige Rudy

Good think I LOVE that movie.

Date: 2001-09-21 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
OK. So my last message made NO sense. Blame it on the NyQuil.

But THIS is the best title, ever.

Secretary of Penii, Snoop Doggy Christina Paige Rudy

C Money in da house!

Date: 2001-09-22 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Penii! HA HA HA.

Rock.

Date: 2001-09-22 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
I knew you'd find that funny.

Date: 2001-09-22 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Penii is my favorite word, as much as I'm scared of the actual gonadic object. :)

Jodie used to tease me that I would say everything looked like a penis.

Date: 2001-09-22 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I will turn the "Emergency Stop" on your Wonkavator and smooch you while the sirens go off.

WHOOP WHOOP!

Date: 2001-09-22 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
But everyone gets to see us smooch because the walls of Wonkavator are glass!!

I bet Charlie would let us drink some of this Fizzy Lifting Drink. It would be super cool to smooch in mid air like that.

Um. Just a thought.

Date: 2001-09-22 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I would smooch you even if you turned into a giant blueberry.

What do you get when your kid is a BRAT?
(Answer: ME!)

Now THIS is funny:

Date: 2001-09-21 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] binkiegirl.livejournal.com
Duchess of The Association for the Promotion of Small Kitchen Appliances, Ronda Lea Sly

Re: Now THIS is funny:

Date: 2001-09-22 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
I love it when you say "Dude" like that.

Re: Now THIS is funny:

Date: 2001-09-22 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
One of the many things we have in common, my ninja!

Re: Now THIS is funny:

Date: 2001-09-22 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kungfoogirl.livejournal.com
If I were anywhere near Columbus, I would help you unpack your Small Kitchen Appliances tomorrow.

And being a Duchess is just too cute.

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