Hee.

[judecorp]

According to this, my title is hereby:

Governess of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night, Judith Anne Almeida
aka The Portuguese Love Goddess
aka Judabaga
aka Princess Judie, Smurf of Love
aka Doctor of Love Smurfjitsu
aka Zwieback
aka Paddle
aka Jude

Comments

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I will turn the "Emergency Stop" on your Wonkavator and smooch you while the sirens go off.

WHOOP WHOOP!

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

But everyone gets to see us smooch because the walls of Wonkavator are glass!!

I bet Charlie would let us drink some of this Fizzy Lifting Drink. It would be super cool to smooch in mid air like that.

Um. Just a thought.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I would smooch you even if you turned into a giant blueberry.

What do you get when your kid is a BRAT?
(Answer: ME!)