Ass

[judecorp]

A while ago I bought this cereal at Trader Joe's called "More and Less" that is supposed to be better for you because it is high in fiber and protein and lower in carbs. Whatever, it was apple cinnamon flavored and had dried apples in it, so I figured it would be good.

I was wrong. It tastes like ass.

It tastes like SO MUCH ass, that even though I only had 1/3 bowl of it (the other 2/3 are what's left of the apple cinnamon cheerio knock-offs from TJ's), AND I put an entire delicious perfectly-ripe-as-much-as-I-like-it banana on top, AND used enough milk to make it sufficiently soggy, it STILL tastes like total ass. It spoiled the milk. It spoiled the cheerios. And it is even spoiling the delicious banana goodness.

Sad.

Comments

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I already took the box apart and put it in the recycling... would I have to reassemble the whole thing? 'Cause if that's the case, it's not worth the $2.

You should have warned me ahead of time! YUCK!!

[oxlahun.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Probably they wouldn't care if the box is flattened and the breakfast food product is dumped in a spare grocery bag; it's not like they can re-sell it. You could always call and ask.

Sorry I didn't warn you. I don't normally think about posting "breakfast tasted like ass" to my journal. Maybe that's why I'm not a rock star like you. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm an ex-rock star. A total has-been.

But now I have new cereal!

[oxlahun.livejournal.com]

You'll always be a rock star to me, dear.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Awwwh. *kiss*