judecorp | A trip to the gym

So I hadn't gone to the gym in almost two weeks... before my haircut at any rate, which was on the 6th. I thought that I should go today even though I'm not feeling all that great, since I pay for the damned membership no matter what. While I was there I figured I would hop on the scale to see how much weight I've gained back from my slovenly lifestyle, membership in the Saturday Night Ice Cream Club, and the numerous deliciously fatty foodles I ate when

crena was visiting.

But I lost five pounds!

This is so crazy. I have no idea how I'm losing this weight, unless it's the Metformin. Because, really, I'm still eating crap food, not exercising enough, nothing. And my clothes don't really fit any differently. Maybe the scale at the gym is broken?

I'm now merely 10 pounds heavier than I was when I was on the crew team in college. And that was when I was the Incredibly Sexy Bionic Woman.

Damn.