PANTS!

Sep. 28th, 2005 10:05 pm
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Man, out of town weddings are pricey. By the time you factor in the airfare and the rental car and the wedding gift and the wedding dress-up clothes and the out-to-eat-ness - ouch. Cha-ching! Hopefully the trip won't be too rushed and we'll have a good time.

I have no idea what I'm going to wear all weekend aside from the wedding. [livejournal.com profile] thatpatti is going to take fancypants portraits of us on Friday evening and I have /zero/ clue what to wear for that sort of thing. I suppose it partially depends on what My Jennifer will be wearing, but she doesn't know, either. So who knows? Maybe we'll have nice loveydovey portraits taken in burlap sacks. We shall see. Maybe she can just photoshop us some awesome clothes. ;)

I tried on all of my dress pants this evening while looking for something to wear. I'm in such a bind, because most of my dress pants are too baggy (therefore un-dressy) and I have one smaller, better-fitting pair of pants - the ones I bought for my dad's funeral. So yeah, not really jazzed about those. (I actually forgot I bought pants.) They fit just perfectly that day, which was incidentally the week I stopped going to the gym. Which is to say that they don't quite fit perfectly anymore.

I can't believe I've written an entire entry almost solely about PANTS. So I shall also state that [livejournal.com profile] whirledpeas is the greatest host ever. She volunteered to hem a pair of dress pants for me that I forgot I owned! I bought them last year sometime for $5 and they are way too long. But hey, $5 trousers, and they're pretty saucy.

Maybe my next entry will be 9840804389 words long and entirely about shirts. Since I'm kind of lacking in those.

Date: 2005-09-29 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
Rental Car??? You know, there is a car here you drive!!

Date: 2005-09-29 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Dude, we're not stick-drivers!

Gimme the microbus and no one gets hurt. BEEP BEEP!

Date: 2005-09-29 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
The microbus currently has somewhere between 'intermittant' and 'no' power assist to the brakes. Stopping can be interesting sometimes.

You don't need to know how to drive a stick to drive the Yugo. Just release the gas, mash the clutch, move the stick, release the clutch, mash the gas... repeat as necessary!

Date: 2005-09-29 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Dude, the Yugo is so freaking loud it gives me anxiety. :) Thanks for the offer, but we'll be BEEP BEEPing in our flashy little subcompact. ;)

Date: 2005-09-29 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prunesnprisms.livejournal.com
Huh, what size of pants do you wear? I bet my butt is bigger than yours.

You COULD have written an entry all about green eyeshadow, but THEN you would be me. ha.

Date: 2005-09-29 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
The day I write an entire entry about eyeshadow is the day someone needs to make sure I'm committed.

The pants that are too baggy are 16s or men's 36x30. Some of them I will probably wear anyway (whenever I wear dress pants, which is like never), but right now some of them look like pajamas. Ugh.

Rump shaker!

Date: 2005-09-29 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
Did someone say "rump shaker (http://www.shopjlo.com/nshop/product.php?dept=ready%20to%20wear&category=bottoms&view=listing&groupName=jsignature)"??

Date: 2005-09-29 11:41 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-09-29 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacharine.livejournal.com
I'd like to extend you an invitation to the pants party.


for how long are you in town? I have to work both weekend mornings...

Date: 2005-09-29 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Just 'til Sunday afternoon.

Poo for work.

Date: 2005-09-29 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damdyke.livejournal.com
Personally, I can't wait to read 9840804389 words about shirts.

Also, I feel your pain. I only have two pair of pants that fit right now. I've gained a full ten pounds back during The Really Stressful Month (and a half) of Moving (three times). TEN in one month. ONE. Yeah, this has happened after I gave all my bigger clothes to Goodwill.

Maybe they still have them and I can go buy them back.

Date: 2005-10-03 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Ugh, that is awful. I hope you're able to find some new (affordable) stuff soon. Yuck!

I gave all of my girly clothes to the thrift store several years ago and now I want them back. I feel your pain.

Date: 2005-09-29 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calledmara.livejournal.com
this is why skirts are awesome, they fit you even as you fatten up!

Date: 2005-10-03 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Except those tight skirts. You know, the ones worn by TRAMPS LIKE YOU! =P

(Kidding.)

Date: 2005-09-29 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hopemcg.livejournal.com
shirts? we have shirts! you want shirts? come get shirts!

Date: 2005-10-03 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Damn! I didn't see this comment until we came back to Boston.

POOP!

Date: 2005-09-29 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
SHIRTS!

WEAR SHIRTS! AND PANTS!

Date: 2005-10-03 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
PANTS ON YOUR HEAD!!

Date: 2005-09-30 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rizzo41.livejournal.com
I invented pants.

Date: 2005-10-03 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, I nearly peed myself.

Delineate.

Date: 2005-10-03 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rizzo41.livejournal.com
I can't wait for the day when someone says 'I actually peed myself!'

Date: 2005-10-03 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You just keep waiting, sicko.

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