A little letter
Dec. 28th, 2006 12:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
judecorpDear Former Homeowners:
I am getting kind of tired of your DIY crap. You know, it would be one thing if you ever did anything RIGHT with your home improvement work. I do have some respect for people who take matters into their own hands, and I can appreciate saving a buck or two.
It was weird enough that you installed a forced-air heating system with NO cold air returns. And we won't even talk about your wacky choice in wallpaper. But now we have Instant Mouse Entryways because you crappily installed your replacement windows in the basement, not to mention the loss of heating efficiency. And we will now correct your mistakes with spray-foam.
Thank you for leaving us so many fun projects to work on! It has been lots of fun!
No love,
J
p.s. I hereby rename you Mr. and Mrs. Hantavirus.
I am getting kind of tired of your DIY crap. You know, it would be one thing if you ever did anything RIGHT with your home improvement work. I do have some respect for people who take matters into their own hands, and I can appreciate saving a buck or two.
It was weird enough that you installed a forced-air heating system with NO cold air returns. And we won't even talk about your wacky choice in wallpaper. But now we have Instant Mouse Entryways because you crappily installed your replacement windows in the basement, not to mention the loss of heating efficiency. And we will now correct your mistakes with spray-foam.
Thank you for leaving us so many fun projects to work on! It has been lots of fun!
No love,
J
p.s. I hereby rename you Mr. and Mrs. Hantavirus.
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Date: 2006-12-28 05:37 pm (UTC)Our ugly wall paper is for a little girl's room. And it looks like an X chromosome threw up on the walls. Yellow and pink and stripes and fairies and ballerinas and coordinating borders and THEY PAINTED THE CEILING BLUE FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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Date: 2006-12-28 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-28 09:27 pm (UTC)