It's hard out there for a pimp.

[judecorp]

Who's rockin' the VELOUR TRACK SUIT today?
Oh yeah, that's me!

Good golly, who invents this stuff? I am pimptacular!
Actually, I think I look like someone out of Analyze This.

MAFIA MATERNITY TRACK SUIT!

Comments

[aminahfiddler.livejournal.com]

I always watch the clothing shows. They always make fun of the velour stuff. They are just not in the know... I think they don't realize when you wear stuff like that people "pet" you all day long too.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, if anyone tries to pet me I will pass out!

But yeah, it's pretty awful. I mean, it looks dumpy and like I just got out of bed. But who cares? I sit in a half-empty office all day, the weather sucks, and it's comfortable!