WTF?

[judecorp]

Award winning AUTHOR Ashanti? Are you effing kidding me?

What's her book about? Long eyelashes caked with mascara? How to wear a satin baseball jacket with no shirt underneath? Shiny hands?

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[marshmelococoa.livejournal.com]

yep, I'm pretty sure that's water that just spewed out my nose!

Thank goodness I was only drinking water!

But it scared the cat too!

[jodied.livejournal.com]

Poetry book, I think. Like Tupac and Jewel- all the cool kids are doing it.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

She will never be Tupac.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Poor kitty!!

[marshmelococoa.livejournal.com]

And Jewel's was poems. And most weren't very good. :(

[marshmelococoa.livejournal.com]

well if he wouldn't have been sitting in my lap it wouldn't have trickled onto him! :)

[caseylee.livejournal.com]

her eyelashes were so scary.

i thought we were over ashanti a few years ago. where was rhianna? she's hot.

[artjax.livejournal.com]

He was a powerful powerful voice.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

She was ponning the replay somewhere else, I guess.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you that I dragged Jen to see the Tupac movie in the theatre on opening night?

Heh. I win.

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

You're complaining about more books in the world, so here's where I chime in that 'American Idol' can get you a record deal for just *appearing* upon it? Isn't that like saying 'You speak English?! Have a book deal!' (I'm looking at you, James Frey!)

(Yeah, I'll qualify that with the assertion I've never watched a single episode of the show.)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Now now, lots of the American Idol kids never get record deals.

And this is a GOOD thing.

[evewasframed.livejournal.com]

But that William Hung did. They used to listen to it at the convenience store near my work. It was painful.

PS - I have no formal training.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I love William Hung.

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It was a joke on him he didn't seem to understand, which just isn't right. :/

[evewasframed.livejournal.com]

He probably understood the royalty checks that were coming in. Lucky bastard. I'd be a national joke if it got me rich!