Heard over Cheerleader:

Lara: Are there a lot of lesbian love scenes in movies?
Jude: Umm... in lesbian movies...
Lara: This is a lesbian movie?

Lara: I wonder why there's a room outside their bedroom for them to have sex.
Jude: What do you mean?
Lara: Well, there's this bed with satiny sheets and everything. Where is that?
Jude: Shoot, Lara, I can't say I ever noticed the scenery.
Jude: Well, err, I mean, I've seen this movie a billion times, and I, umm...
Jude: *shuts up*

On liking boys vs. liking girls

[Note: A while back, I wrote a couple of journal entries about my last relationship and why it ended. It's been a long time, but it's time for another installation.]

I have been asked on more than one occasion by more than one person why I married a boy if I like girls. Well, the question (and its accompanying answer) is a little more complicated than that. While I was watching But I'm a Cheerleader last night, I was struck by how uncomfortable I get during sex scenes in mainstream movies (the sort of uncomfortable one would get when one's parent was watching along, I suppose, kind of), but not so during sex/love scenes involving two women (which I, instead, find captivating, exciting, comfortable). Perhaps this question deserves an answer.

( Read on or not, the choice is yours. )

"i guess its working"

[whod81] so i saw eddie that night
[smurfchick] yeah?
[whod81] (the guy we saw at dube)
[whod81] and he was like 'dude. was that your girlfriend?' and i was like 'yah. whatcha think?' and he was like 'she looks like a dyke.'
[smurfchick] BWA HA HA HA!
[whod81] and i was like 'oh. well... she's a lesbian... so i guess its working.'
[smurfchick] omg omg omg i am crying
[whod81] and then he was like 'i wanted to ask you if you scored with that girl from wednesday night... but i didn't know if like... i'd get you in trouble.'
[whod81] and i was like 'well yah i got number... score for ryan!'
[whod81] he got all pissy cuz he so wanted that girl and he got rejectered whereas i got her number just to prove that i could.
[smurfchick] that's cause you're the coolest and he's not.