Aaah, the irony.

hot_guy_6966: HI how are you today? Single White Attractive male here 5'11 165 Short brown Hair Green Eyes, From Columbus area looking for someone to have some fun with and party today if you are interested let me know.

*** Auto-response sent to hot_guy_6966: Big Gay Meeting. Back later.

To a very special girl:

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear siercia!
Happy birthday to you!

~//~

Jenn, you've never stopped amazing me with your friendship or your spirit. Not too many people would willingly drive to Bangor, Maine only to help me put a bunch of furniture and boxes into a Ryder truck. I love you more than I have words for, and I'm very thankful you've been my friend for so damned long.

Tell me about the rabbits, George.

smurfchick: Tell me about our house and the drumset and the kitten and the lawn gnome!
badadam: ok
badadam: we're gonna have this pretty house
badadam: it's gonna have a front porch
badadam: your 2 kitties
badadam: and my kittttennnnn
badadam: and a drumset in the basement
badadam: with all my guitar stuff
badadam: and recording stuff
badadam: and my keyboard
badadam: that makes cool beep beep noises
badadam: and we'll have a computer room
badadam: and a wall with all kinds of john cusack posters, and pictures
badadam: and a huge TV to watch movies on
badadam: while we cuddle on the couch and make fun of everyone
badadam: and I'll make you dinner and we'll sit at the dinner table with candles and cheap shitty wine :)
badadam: and sometimes we won't want to go to bed
badadam: so we'll just move the coffee table
badadam: and bring our sleeping bags into the living room
badadam: and camp out in front of the TV
smurfchick: OMG OMG OMG
smurfchick: I am practically crying that sounds so good.