Even floozies get birthday love.

I've been very fortunate to meet some really great people during my tenure in columbus, but this isn't about those people. This post is about one of those people who completely and totally drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, this girl is a creepystalker! She shows up at my apartment unannounced hoping to catch a glimpse of me in my pajamas, and she comes over and gets completely obliterated and lives out all of her bi-curious fantasies. On top of that, all she talks about is this make-believe boyfriend named Andy. I mean, really, have any of you ever /seen/ Andy? I didn't think so.

So this floozy, who shall remain nameless though her name sounds a lot like MISSY GOODTIMES, is 24 years old today, and she's asking for spankings. Tramp.

I think you should all go to her journal and start a flamewar. I warn you, though, she's friends with joancrawford, and you know how mean SHE is - just ask tinacrawford.

Meeting Missy has been one of the best parts of living in Columbus, and today I want to wish that little strumpet a VERY VERY VERY HAPPY 24^th BIRTHDAY!

*smooches*

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I really just can't be the person who feels badly about hirself like this. It's not me and it doesn't feel good, but most importantly, it doesn't feel right.

I tried. Please don't ever let it be said that I didn't. I tried and it's too big and I wanted to keep trying but apparently I screwed it up. It's hard being expected to know things when I'm not told them. It's hard having to answer for that ignorance.

You played the fool while I played the clown. We keep time to the beat of an old slave drum. You raise my hopes, then you raise the odds. You tell me that I dream too much, now I'm serving time in disillusionment.

My disease always tricks me, I believe you can fix me.

(I'm insane. You love the drama.)

A few interesting things happened today:

1. I found the Why Man? cache in Grandview. The park itself was very cute. I didn't take anything, but the cache was kind of sparse so I dumped a bunch of things in it, specifically: a bat ring, a pencil from OSU, a lollipop, and a 28.8 modem. Now it's nice and full.

2. I had hawaiian pizza for lunch, and I am a HUGE fan of hawaiian pizza, especially from Donato's because they put cinnamon all over it.

3. A horn honked when I was getting out of my car and the people in the car were actually honking at /me/, and not in a "get out of my way" manner, either. It was Coworker Hope and her Sometimes Sidekick Megan out getting haircuts.

4. I watched most of an HBO movie called The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom. I couldn't finish it. It got too boring.

5. Mid-movie, jennafei called to say she and Caty are moving to Columbus in September. That's exciting, especially because she sounded really happy about it. I wish her the best.

6. I got 2 postcards, one from Mt. Carmel and one from Netcare, saying that they received my resumes. At least I know the mailbox works.

7. I need to find something to do tonight that is totally distracting (either alone or with others) so I don't sit around and stew like I have been all afternoon. I'm open to suggestions. I should probably go and check on Steve's cats first. I refuse to watch another movie, as I try to limit my amount of "screen time" per day, and I'm getting stir crazy even though I have a cute cat on my lap.

Reason strikes. We fight and break up
because it seems the easiest thing to do
but when I don't get your call
I go into withdrawal.
You can pursue every thought
but if you call me, I will tell you to fuck off.