- 1st
- 10:20 am
Happy birthday, Evil Twin!!
- 28 comments
10:42 amCuriosity killed the SMURF!
- 42 comments
06:29 pmWe met in another life...
- 15 comments
10:53 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
- 2nd
- 11:16 pm
Two little girls growing out of their training bras
- 16 comments
- 4th
- 12:09 am
Screws fall out, sir, the world's an imperfect place.
- 15 comments
12:12 amOh yeah...
- 2 comments
04:49 pmTo my favorite Ms. Naked!
04:56 pmJUDE! It's Brandie's Mom!
- 4 comments
06:11 pmBirthday present to myself!
- 10 comments
- 5th
- 05:56 pm
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard!
- 4 comments
- 6th
- 01:31 am
The man in 119 takes his tea all alone.
- 24 comments
10:52 pmI still recall the things you said to make me feel alright.
- 27 comments
11:22 pm(no subject)
- 18 comments
- 7th
- 07:59 pm
<3 Brandie <3
- 5 comments
11:17 pmBe a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial!
11:26 pmWow.
- 8th
- 02:05 pm
Better lock up your children!
- 9 comments
06:02 pmIs this thing on?
10:20 pmWhat you're missing will show if you should try to kiss her.
- 14 comments
- 9th
- 10:14 am
Attention, Columbus: We're having sex!
- 25 comments
11:21 am(no subject)
- 27 comments
11:26 pmLadies, Gentlemen, and Trannies, I bring you:
- 10th
- 09:33 am
Happy birthday, Ninja!
- 2 comments
03:20 pmDoing my part to raise awareness!
- 61 comments
10:04 pm"Okay, we'll let go on three. 1...2...3!"
- 7 comments
- 11th
- 09:37 am
Friday Song Lyrics! (returned)
- 14th
- 09:59 am
Operation: Second Date
- 5 comments
- 15th
- 09:41 am
A poem for the birthday girl:
- 7 comments
07:01 pmOopsiedoo.
- 4 comments
09:27 pmHunka hunka birthday love
- 14 comments
- 16th
- 10:14 am
...and you're old.
- 4 comments
10:17 pmReason my brother rocks #57689432
- 33 comments
- 17th
- 10:51 am
Another year older, and a new one just begun.
- 24 comments
09:39 pm(no subject)
- 24 comments
- 18th
- 08:51 am
So it went down like this:
- 8 comments
03:25 pm(no subject)
- 13 comments
- 20th
- 11:02 am
Mushroom pasties!
- 2 comments
11:37 amMy girl wants to party all the time!
- 15 comments
- 21st
- 09:53 pm
Quick update:
- 5 comments
- 22nd
- 11:43 am
Since my 11:00 client was a no-show...
- 38 comments
- 23rd
- 01:39 am
Hooray for gender assumptions.
- 41 comments
01:45 amInteresting commentary of the evening:
- 24 comments
10:22 pmOooh, the birthday hits just keep on coming!
- 9 comments
10:55 pm(no subject)
- 27 comments
- 24th
- 04:51 pm
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- 6 comments
- 25th
- 03:19 pm
Dude, it's like everyone's birthday:
- 5 comments
- 26th
- 02:45 pm
Why do you think people want to get married? / When you get old, you just have to.
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 09:45 am
If wishes were fishes...
- 27 comments
- 28th
- 10:58 am
I have to get ready for work, but...
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 02:21 am
Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop!
- 13 comments
10:27 amYummy yummy punk rock girls!
- 20 comments
- 31st
- 04:24 pm
Assorted workday jottings:
- 16 comments