The Requisite Vague LJ Post

[judecorp]

There is little more aggravating than:

• purchasing something you really want online


• wanting it enough to actually bother to trace its progress through the production chain


• being told on Wednesday that your order was sent to shipping


• waiting around on Friday for the 2-Day FedEx package to arrive


• calling the company to find out what's up when it doesn't show


• being told that they screwed up the order and it's being filled again


• and will be ready for shipping on Tuesday or Wednesday

ARGH!

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The Requisite Vague LJ Reply

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

• expression of empathy and/or sympathy
• comment regarding the unfairness of life in general
• anecdote communicating similar experience
• unrelated statement
• declaration of desire for a positive outcome

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

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[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

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I thought it was numbered lists.

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

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[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

Dude, I thought you were coming to Cleveland this weekend. I totally selected "go to Cleveland."

Where's this Ren Faire, anyway?

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know YOU selected "Go to Cleveland" and sacharine selected "Go to Cleveland" but it's not likely that we WILL "Go to Cleveland" because we can't "Go to Cleveland" and "Go to the Ren Faire" at the same time, since "Go to the Ren Faire" requires going to Harveysburg, OH (or some other such place that is south of Columbus on I-71.

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[lemur68.livejournal.com]

You forgot womyn.

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Tard.