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[judecorp]

How To Get Married In Massachusetts

I don't even really have the words. For once. No, really.

Is this real? Pinch me.

How do I become a Massachusetts resident?

There is no hard and fast rule about how one becomes a Massachusetts resident. The Massachusetts Citizen Information Service states, "There is no formal procedure for establishing a legal residence in Massachusetts. Voter registration, automobile registration, a driver’s license, the appearance of a person’s name on a city or town street list, and rent, utility, mortgage or telephone bills normally provide tangible proof of residence. However, individual public or private agencies or institutions may have their own requirements for proof of residence."

The bottom line is that for purposes of the marriage licensing statutes, the parties must reside here and intend to continue residing here indefinitely.

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Comments

[stoic2them.livejournal.com]

eff mitt. but here's the plan. we (well not you and me, but you and your lady and maybe me and mine) get married and reap the financial and psychological benefits therein. when the idiots of taunton and new bedford vote down our marriages, we cite some constitutional mumbo jumbo and say you can't bestow a right on someone and then take it back. no takebacks! and if they try, we tip over some cars and set them on fire. i know how to do it, i went to uconn. see ya soon!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

i know how to do it, i went to uconn.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I can't get married 'til I have a J-O-B. Otherwise, what kind of a catch would I be? After that, the plan is ON!